These suicidal little morons live on the test driving course in Camp Humphreys, South Korea. When you're doing your test drive on tactical vehicles for your license – bear in mind I'm describing anything, like a humvee, M-ATV, LMTV or a Stryker (pictures below for scale) – they'll sit in the grass and watch you. Sometimes they'll walk in front of the truck because they want to go to the big Korean wetland in the sky. They stand about 55cm at the shoulder – the same height as a German shepherd. I