The following article contains spoilers from Hot Frosty. Like many other Netflix holiday movies that came before it, Hot Frosty begins with heartbreak and ends with joy. The 2024 Christmas fantasy romantic-comedy film,

Here’s the pitch for “Hot Frosty”: A widow wraps an enchanted scarf around a hunky snowman who springs to life and professes his love. Here are the two possible audience reactions: “How dumb!” and “How dumb — can’t wait to watch!”

It's been over 20 years since cartoonist Peter Morley-Souter invented the only rule of the internet everyone actually agrees on: Rule No. 34, which says that if a thing exists, there is an X-rated version of it.